Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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