Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
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