Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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