I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
We had to coat check the pizza.
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oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
We bonded over the fact that we each, separately, got arrested on the same weekend.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
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Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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