i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I have a hunchback of notre dame journal from when I was 6 wherein sits a diary entry that reads "saw liar liar today. Carrey's best yet" and that's all.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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