brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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