If i come over, it means nothing
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Yea. I think between making the bride puke, feeling up the maid of honor, and sleeping with a bridesmaid. I did my part.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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