I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
why is half of my head shaved?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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