You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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