ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
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But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
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I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
He stopped me mid blowjob and asked me to take off my hat. He said it made him feel like Neil Young was going down on him.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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