I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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