don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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