Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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