just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
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you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
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It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
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