the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
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These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
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The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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