she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
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i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
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I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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