Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I hear youre working today. To keep you entertained, ive compiled a list of condiments that my dick has NOT been slathered in since last Friday: Relish, and raspberry jam. That's right.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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