dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
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I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
Apparently she saw two women get in a slapping match over a comforter at target yesterday. She said it was awesome. Clearly I take after her.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
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That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
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