Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
For future reference, when he drunkenly screams "YOUR MOTHER SUCKS COCKS IN HELL," he means that he's about to throw up. Invest in a bucket.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
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