yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
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what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
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We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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