How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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