apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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