i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
I'm watching the red sox through my neighbors window from my bathroom. We're winning btw.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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