it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
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I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
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Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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