I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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