Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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