He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
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He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
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You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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