U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
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