8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Randomize
