idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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