Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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