I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
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