they need to just BURY HIM!
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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