i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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