i just found a plastic monkey in my sweatshirt pocket
Umm I had a plastic mermaid in my pants......
Really
You win
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
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the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
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How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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