so explain again why im purple
no
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
He did a backflip because drugs
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