she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Thank god for federal credentials. Waaaaayyyy to hungover to go through airport security lines right now.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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