you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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