What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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