can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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