He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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