the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
I just remembered how you stole the slinky from me. Bitch, I will NEVER forgive you.
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