but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
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She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
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WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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