Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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