You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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