dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
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Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
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We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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