he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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