I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Disregard any previous text from the past 12 hours. Except for the one about scoring a strike while drunk bowling. Remember that one.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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