I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I might've decided it was a good idea to try to steal all of the pool balls at the pub... I apologize in advance that we now need to become regulars somewhere (anywhere) else.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES