I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
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You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
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And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.