Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
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BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
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If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished