yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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