How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
This baby is an asshole
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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