I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
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In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
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He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
why is half of my head shaved?
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