why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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