I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
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he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
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not saying it was a bad idea to throw an impromptu party but someone stole the microwave
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Just text the random number in my iphone notes that was entered at 1am. Should be interesting.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
Randomize