went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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