Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Randomize
