White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
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will barter weed for kareoke machine...
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
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Like you know your sex life is in a downward spiral when your best friend offers to sext you from Ireland
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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