This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
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Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
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There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often