She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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