awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Breakfast tacos?
YOU ARE A FOUNTAIN OF GREAT IDEAS
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
She needs sedatives and a leash
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
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