Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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